avoiding MY homework…

I got this off of a friend’s Facebook page, and the title of her note was “avoiding web design homework” and it seemed like a splendid thing to do. Let’s call it Meme Thursday.

70 Questions I Guarantee You’ve Never Answered:

1. Would you chew gum after someone else already has?

I think so, but it would depend. I don’t have a huge cootie fear.

2. What describes your relationship status?

Very, very single. VERY, VERY READY to not be single. I would be an awesome girlfriend and a potentially amazing sugar mama once this dag-blasted dissertation is done.

3. Do you drive a stick or automatic?

Automatic. Don’t know how to drive a stick, and that brings me shame.

4. Are You the Heartbreaker or the Broken Heart?

I don’t think I’ve ever broken anyone’s heart, but my heart has been broken. I don’t think that I would like to categorize myself as either, though. I’d like to think I’m everchanging.

5. Ever been skinny-dipping?

No. Some days (like today), I’m not opposed to the idea of it.

6. Do you think Napoleon Dynamite is funny?

Yes, but I only did the 2nd time.

7. Who have you talked to most today?

The people at the temple.

8. Pumpkin?

To carve? Yes. To eat? No.

9. Color of your underwear?

White.

10. Color of your shirt?

Teal.

11. How many years have you taken a language?

Six years of Spanish, both in high school and college.

12. Who is on speed dial Number 2?

I don’t use speed dial.

13. What color is your background on your computer main screen?

Blue.

14. Did you wish on 11:11?

No, but I might now that you reminded me.

15. Good advice if you ever go camping?

Bug spray. Sunscreen.

16. Are you a bad influence?

Only towards the procrastination and the consumption of ice cream. Otherwise, evidence would indicate no.

17. What color are your eyes?

I definitely have answered this question before. Hazel, with lots of green.

18. Would you rather have your name or your sibling’s name?

Well, since I have no siblings, I’ll take mine.

19. Would you do anything for someone?

Not anything, but lots. And have.

20. Have you ever been called a bitch?

Sure. Hasn’t every woman who has survived middle and high school?

21. Favorite color?

Blue. Green.

22. Do you use smiley faces on the computer?

Yes. I don’t think my snarky translates as well so I do it to make sure that people know I’m kidding. I should probably just stop being snarky.

23. What song is on?

Save Yourself by The Colour.  Party Shuffle chose it with some encouraging from me.

24. Are your grades good?

Yup.

25. Do you ever think people hate you for filling these out?

Yup.

26. Would you date anyone on your top friends?

Yup.  Well, if I had a top friends. But I don’t discriminate, so that’s effectively asking me if I would ever date any of my friends and I consider that sort of a stupid question.

27. Does your best friend(s) have a MySpace?

No.

28. Whose page did you visit last?

Facebook? Evan.

29. Last time you went out to lunch?

Lunch? Sheesh. Uhm…

30. Do you watch Gilmore Girls?

Not anymore, since it no longer exists except in reruns.

31. Who is your favorite character from Friends?

Chandler, I guess?  I don’t think I really HAVE one.

32. Have you ever seen and enjoyed The OC?

Yes.  Christmas found me TiVOing it every day off of SoapNET.

33. Do you have one or more Britney Spears C.D.s?

Please. Heck no.

34. Which radio stations are your favorites?

right now? Country ones.

35. Are you a Lost fanatic?

Fanatic? No.  Dedicated fan? Yes. I’ll keep watching.

37. Do you have a song by Ozzy Osbourne in your library?

No.

38. Alanis Morissette?

Yes.

39. Do you watch Family Guy regularly?

No.

40. King of the Hill?

Yes, only because it precedes the Simpsons.

41.Do you read trashy romance novels often?

Uh, no.  Unless by trashy you mean Jane Austen and/or LDS fiction.

42. Favorite TV show of all time?

Probably Veronica Mars.  Buffy follows quickly behind.

43. Do you sing obnoxiously in the car?

Absolutely.

44.Do you sing obnoxiously in the shower?

Nope.

45. What’s in your CD player right now?

Tim McGraw, Boyz II Men, Death Cab for Cutie,  and some other stuff.

46. Have you ever pretended your crush was with you?

Like physically?  What does that even MEAN?

47. Did you draw pictures for your crush back in elementary?

What?!?

48. Have you ever liked a girl/boy but didn’t ask her/him out?

Sure. Welcome to the 47 chapters that comprise the dating story of my life.

49. Have you ever written a poem or story about your life?

Yes.

50. Ever spent over an hour thinking about the person you like?

Like at one time? I think maybe when I was like 13 and apparently on the way to stalkerhood.

51. Have you ever liked someone solely because of his or her appearance?

Sure.  It doesn’t usually last for long.

53. Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization?

No.  But in certain things, I need organization. Like moving, for example…

54. Do you ever go to South America?

What is this verb tense?  Have I ever gone to SA? No, but I think it wouldn’t suck.  But there are other places I’d like to go first.

55. Do you know how to knit?

No, but I really, really want to learn.

57. Have you ever written love song lyrics yourself and put them on myspace?

Good grief, no.

58. Do you keep a diary or journal online?

Welcome to it.

59. When you open your closet, what is the dominant color?

Blue or orange. Sheesh, maybe I’m a Gator?

60. Baskin Robbins or Coldstone?

Coldstone.

61. Physics or chemistry?

Can I say neither?  I don’t understand either.

62. Earphones or headphones?

Headphones. Always. My ears are strangely shaped, I think.

63. Pink or teal?

Both, in proper proportions.

64. Earrings or a ring?

Both, most days.

65. Walk or Run?

Walk, I guess.  Run, metaphorically, is how I live my life too often.

66. Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Star Wars?

Wow.  Uhm, Harry Potter purely for the literary value (have you tried to read those Hobbit books? oy.). But Star Wars always wins for fantasy. Star Wars is in a class of its own.

67. Fly or road trip?

Road trip. I like the control and flexibility.  And Dairy Queen stops.

68. Batman, Spiderman, or Superman?

Spiderman. Tobey…hmm.

69. What are your favorite Disney movies?

The Little Mermaid.  Hands down.

70. Favorite Sport?

To watch? Football.  To play?  Flirting.

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